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Twitter figures out how to make money
Twitter has finally figured out how to make money and is raking in the billions. Twitter was created in 2006 by @jack, @ev, and @biz.
Dana is Twitter's new CEO
@DanaDanger has been promoted to CEO. Nobody knows why. @dickc was unavailable for comment.
Mark Zuckerberg has a Twitter account
Mark Zukcerberg has signed up for Twitter. His name is @finkd.